My Electrocution

So, as part of my continued battle with migraine headaches, the VA has given me a new device to use to shock myself with. Now I know some of you are probably thinking “It’s about time”, but it’s not a corrective shock. It’s a vagus nerve stimulator. As seen here:

This thing zaps me in the neck for two minutes and makes my upper lip curl up in a very “Elvisesque” fashion. It’s not COMPLETELY unpleasant. Certainly doesn’t suck as much as a migraine, but it does feel very weird. One treatment is two, two minute sessions. So far I am up to a number 34 on the “zappy scale”. I’m not sure how high it goes.

I have learned that if I feel a headache coming on, if I zap the snot out of myself, between 20 and 30 minutes later the headache has pretty much gone away. Except for last night. Last night sucked. I zapped myself for 3 treatments and still had a migraine. It didn’t get to the point that I was all pukey, but it didn’t go away either. So, not sure if that means the device worked, since the migraine didn’t get worse. It didn’t get better either. Just stayed the same. I was able to sleep last night though. I wouldn’t call it a good night’s sleep, but I slept.

Welp, I guess I’ve just about said all I wanted to say on this entry. Guess I’m gonna head out and give myself some more electroshock therapy. Ya’ll stay safe out there….

Remote Controlled Truck

I took these this past week, when I was on a “mini vacation” with my wife. The neighbors were “testing” their daughter’s new remote controlled truck and just happened to be out with my camera. This thing was unbelievably fast. 0-60mph in 2.5 seconds. And that’s not scaled 60mph, it truly hits 60mph! It was good practice for me to try tracking such a fast moving object.

Heimlich Squirrel

Several years ago, I was sitting in the backyard, with my camera,waiting to capture the perfect shot of a hummingbird hovering near my feeder. Behind me, I heard some trashing around and what sounded like two squirrels, “playing” on one of our large oak trees. I turned to look and saw a squirrel, rolling around on the ground, eyes bulging out, making what I know to be the universal sign for “I’m choking!”. You know the one, both hands clutching at your throat, eyes wide, all the while your face is turning blue from the lack of oxygen. Not that I could see the squirrel’s face turning blue because of, you know, his fur. Anyway, another squirrel leapt from the oak tree, grabbed the choking squirrel around the waist and pulled it up to a fork in the oak trees trunk. I assume this was for a stable platform, although the ground should have sufficed, in my opinion. But then again, I’m not a squirrel. Anyway, after they get to the fork in the tree, the second squirrel began to perform what looked like abdominal thrusts on the first squirrel. I watched in amazement. I could scarcely believe what I was seeing. I was watching a squirrel, perform the Heimlich Maneuver, to save another squirrels life! I watched in shock and awe, when I finally remembered that I had my camera! I whipped it to my face, quickly focused and took, what I am pretty sure is, the only photograph that shows a squirrel performing the Heimlich Maneuver, to save another squirrels life. And here it is:

You’re welcome.

Still trying to figure out this site.

As I am still a technoidiot, I am slowly learning how to post to the “blog” and post my photos. I haven’t quite figured out what buttons I need to push or what sacrifices to the webpage/blog gods I have to give. I’m thinking it’s going to require much Scotch induced contemplation. But, that’s got to wait until I have a day off. Based on my level of frustration trying to get the hang of this, copious amounts of Scotch may be required before I figure this out. Stay tuned…

Giving this a shot…

So, I’ve been trying to get this site up and running. I can’t figure out if it’s working or if I’m just posting “dead air”. Truth is, I don’t really have any idea what I’m doing. But, I will continue to trod along, in the hopes that I get something right. Still trying to learn how to imbed a photo to the “blog”. To test run this, here’s what I hope are some Black Bear nuts…